Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

Children's Books

Marciuliano, Francesco

Literature & Fiction

Chronicle Books

Fill your year with twelve months of wonderfully entertaining feline advice, observations, and irrationality. From the OCD ode I Lick to the queenly speech Kneel Before Me, these poems and photos reveal cats' every desire, conflict, and moment of neurotic genius.

I Could Pee on This 2014 Wall Calendar

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

I Could Pee on This: 16 Notecards and Envelopes: (Funny Book About Cats, Cat Poems, Animal Book)

A hilarious follow-up to the international bestseller I Could Pee on This More insights into the world according to cats: There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up. • An entertaining look into the minds of cats, broken up into poems about "Our People," "Our Home," "Our Thoughts," and "Our Rules." • With endearing photographs showing a variety of cats ruling over their home kingdom • Francesco Marciuliano is the author of bestsellers I Could Pee on This, I Could Chew on This, I Knead My Mommy, and You Need More Sleep "Silly and cute, this little book will put big smirks on the faces of cat lovers young and old." — Publisher's Weekly If cats could talk.or type.this is what they would tell us • A perfect coffee table, bathroom or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a funny gift for those who love — or put up with — their cat roommates

I Could Pee on This Too: And More Poems by More Cats (Poetry Book for Cat Lovers, Cat Humor Books, Funny Gift Book)

A witty mix of poems from the bestselling I Could Pee on This—paired with six entirely new ones—offer a year's worth of witty observations from funny felines.

I Could Pee on This 2017 Wall Calendar

Cat lovers will adore this playful calendar of feline poetry, based on the bestselling book I Could Pee on This.

I Could Pee on This 2018 Wall Calendar

Arts & Photography

Photography & Video

This collection of paws-itively hilarious poems from the bestselling I Could Pee on This—plus seven new ones—offers a year's worth of witty observations from funny felines.

I Could Pee on This 2019 Wall Calendar

This collection of paws-itively hilarious poems from the bestselling book I Could Pee on This—plus seven new ones—offers a year's worth of witty observations from funny felines.

I Could Pee on This 2020 Wall Calendar: (Funny 2020 Wall Calendars, Cat Calendars 2020, Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers)

Calendars

Animals

From the New York Times bestselling book comes another meow-valous year of witty cat poetry! This collection of paws-itively hilarious poems from the bestselling book I Could Pee on This—plus seven new ones—offers a year's worth of amusing observations from funny felines. • A perfect gift for fans of the I Could Pee on This book, or cat lovers in general • 12 x 12 inches; the perfect size for easy hanging on any wall or over your desk • Full-color images throughout • Printed on FSC-certified paperFrancesco Marciuliano is the author of the bestselling I Could Pee on This, I Could Chew on This, I Knead My Mommy, and You Need More Sleep. He writes the syndicated comic strip Sally Forth and the webcomic Medium Large. He was also the head writer for the Emmy Award–winning children's show SeeMore's Playhouse and has written for the Onion News Network, Smosh, McSweeney's, and the International Fringe Festival. He lives in New York City with his two cats, Leelo and Kiki, and on Twitter at @fmarciuliano.

I Could Pee on This 2021 Wall Calendar: (Funny Cat Calendar, Monthly Calendar with Hilarious Kitty Pictures and Poems)

This easy-to-read wall calendar features 12 months of funny feline poetry for cat lovers to enjoy year-round.\nThis is not your average adorable cat calendar full of cute photos. From the bestselling book I Could Pee on This, I Could Pee on This 2022 Wall Calendar offers a year's worth of witty observations from clever kitties. Cat lovers will love these amusing new and classic poems in a charming package.\n• 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar 
• Perfect gift for hanging at home or over an office desk 
• Includes fan-favorite verses and seven all-new poems 
• Monthly dose of poetry for cat humor year-round

I Could Pee on This 2022 Wall Calendar

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